It’s all Evo Terra’s fault.

Did you hear the one about the guy who’s diet con­sisted of noth­ing but craft beer and sausage for the month of Octo­ber? Me either. But you’re about to. Me too, since I’m the guy. That’s right. Dur­ing the month of Octo­ber, I’m only drink­ing beer and eat­ing sausage. Yeah. I’m serious.

Evo started the #BrewDiet to prove a point and, let’s face it, to drink a lot of craft beer. I can get behind that idea, so I’m join­ing him with cer­tain modifications:

1. Unlike Evo’s work­place, mine does not allow me to drink on the job. There­fore, my craft beer intake will be after work only.
2. Because of the weight loss pro­gram I am on, sim­ply eat­ing sausage will not work for me. Instead, I’ve pledged to have fruit for break­fast, a salad con­tain­ing sausage when pos­si­ble for lunch, and a sin­gle craft beer for dinner.