Hack To The Future
28 Sep
My column for Starburst Magazine, Hack To The Future, centers around three things:
- I write entertainment reviews
- The movies, books, games, etc that I write about have not been created yet. Yes, I’m writing the reviews IN THE FUTURE.
- The reviews need to build an internally consistent world.
To that end, I’m writing fiction, extrapolating what entertainment could become based on the current progress of technology, the ever-increasing absurdity of modern media, and the bottomless well of human nature. As a result, the columns need to be read in chronological order. Here is the complete list to date:
Running the Blockade (April 27, 2016): “Welcome back for another installment, dear readers. Even though parts of the Internet have been taken offline due to the Artifex Union’s conflict with the major studios, I’ve managed to cast my eyes over some of the films that have escaped the firewall blockade. This week: we take a look at transmedia bad boy Xomsky’s retelling of a classic science fiction tale; the latest superhero reboot and the first in the groundbreaking trilogy of movies based on Ben Pennington’s Kingdom of the Arachnae series.”
Murder Is My Beat (May 20, 2016): “Last week, as the Artifex Union’s (mostly successful) bid to halt all digital production of media came to an end, the floodgates were opened and properties that had been stalled were finally released to the public. This month, we look at the most intriguing of these: AlephStudio’s transmedia experience, The Widow in Red, a trilogy told in three parts across three different mediums: movie, book, and game. It’s film noir with an animé edge, all in glorious 3D augmented reality.”
Two Pair, Aces High (July 16, 2016): “…Let’s remember that, without that writer’s strike, there would be no Dr. Horrible, and without the Artifex strike of 2012 there would be no Xomsky.
If I’m waxing poetic it is only because I have seen what the studios are releasing this month. I have looked into the abyss and have seen only despair. Remake after remake, and even the comics cannot save us from the terminal boredom that is the studio machine. But… you ask for reviews, so I give you reviews. Here, in brief paragraphs designed specifically to enable you to get the gist of the movie without needing to gouge your eyes out with a spoon, are two of the movies you have to look forward to from the major studios. Stick with me, O reader: there are good things to follow if you can traverse these Dead Marshes.”
The Wealth of Nations (August 17, 2016): “It’s a game. It’s a business. It’s a future business model. It could revolutionize the future of currency markets. It’s a threat to governments all over the world. It is Denarius…Denarius is three things rolled into a package. It is a virtual world. It is a virtual currency exchange game. It is also a revolution. This is not mere hyperbole, dear readers. This is one of those rare games that shakes the foundations of heaven and hell and promises change on a global scale.”
The Iron Man Film Festival (April 15, 2017): “A little history and context: the Iron Man Film Festival is the newest international film festival to join circuit made up of other major festivals like Cannes and Sundance. At many of the others there is a sense of occasion, tuxes are purchased, red carpets are rolled out, deals are made and contracts are inked. At Iron Man, you’re better served with a pair of comfortable sweats and a twelve-pack of Red Bull. The Iron Man Festival, much like the race of the same name, is about endurance.”
What do you think the future of entertainment holds? What trends would you like to see me cover five years down the road?









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